The Filthy Animal Test

Are You A Filthy Animal?

Are You A Filthy Animal?

Filthy IQ

1. I care what people think

A. Very much

B. Not at all

C. Depends on the situation

D. F@#k you

2. I’m known for setting and achieving my goals

A. Never

B. Hardly

C. Absolutely

D. Bitch please

3. I’m a good public speaker

A. Working on it

B. I’m a natural

C. F@#k the public

D. I’d rather eat a monkey’s ass

4. When I exercise....

A. I’m there for the mirror

B. I’m trying not to get hurt

C. I’m pushing myself

D. I’m Dwayne Johnson on ‘roids and crack cocaine

5. When I eat...

A. I’m a garbage disposal

B. I’m a fat bitch

C. I’m a Vegan, Asshole

D. I’m a coked-out model

E. I’m dazed and confused

F. I’m high as fuck

G. I’m the Celestine Chapel

H. All of the above, at times

6. Off the couch, I could...

A. Run a marathon

B. Find the remote control

C. Do 20 pull-ups

D. Fight one MMA Round (5 minutes)

E. Complete 150 burpees in 14 minutes

F. All of the above, at the same time, motherf@#cker

7. Fake people...

A. Are easy to spot

B. Don’t bother me for shit

C. Should be shot on site

D. Slowly tortured, then shot on site

8. Money is...

A. The root of all evil

B. Whatever my boss decides to pay me

C. My bitch

D. How shit gets done

9. Fighting...

A. Isn’t the answer

B. Is a UFC match

C. Is for immature assholes

D. Solves everything

10. Loyalty, honor and hard work...

A. Sounds like a title of a boring ass book

B. Are important among your family

C. Are important when people are watching

D. Are the highest characters of Man

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